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I can't read the top 10 lists this year because they all have "Warrior" on them. Seriously, fuck that movie. bitchbitchbitch

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Horstus updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

I can't read the top 10 lists this year because they all have "Warrior" on them. Seriously, fuck that movie. bitchbitchbitch

Psycho-Pirate-99
Psycho-Pirate-99 at 06:17 PM Jan 07

haha

Horstus updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

Tucker & Dale vs. Evil? Pretty damn good.

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Michael D at 11:30 PM Jan 06

He's a fucking dog. woof woof

Horstus updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

My girlfriend dragged me out to see The Devil Inside instead of The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.

PeJota
PeJota at 02:23 PM Jan 06

DUMP HER

John Law
John Law at 03:14 PM Jan 06

Hope you wished her well in her future endeavors.

Horstus updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

The Last Circus: 8.5/10

Horstus updated his STATUS: about 1 month ago

"Warrior" was seriously a terrible movie. How did anyone rate it positively? It was ridiculous and corny. I even think the film is bad for the sport.

Horstus
Horstus at 04:21 PM Dec 27

Tom Hardy: Great.

Rest of the film: Woah, a passed-his-prime school teacher has his house on the line. Then he comes out of nowhere and beats the best fighter in the world. What an underdog story. Then Tom Hardy's character, who no one has even heard of in MMA, beats everyone in short and brutal fashion and refuses to talk after his fights. What a badass. Marines support him even though he has no record. Turns out he's also a fucking war hero. And OMG they're brothers! They work their drama out in the cage and at the end the one brother is fucking crying "I love you!" while choking the other brother out. And Hardy is going to get arrested by MPs after the fight! Woah. Not insanely over-dramatic at all.

Also, all the takedowns are completely insane. Everyone gets slammed. I'm pretty sure a Grand Prix that takes place in the course of a few days is illegal in the US. Not to mentionfighters have to recover after a fight. And if a fighter fucked up his arm like that in the third round, not only would the...

Horstus
Horstus at 04:22 PM Dec 27

referee stop the fight, but no one in the world would last two more rounds like that.

Horstus
Horstus at 04:42 PM Dec 27

I could go on.

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Horstus updated his STATUS: 8 months ago

Watch "The Chaser" on Netflix. Seriously awesome.

Horstus updated his STATUS: 8 months ago

I told myself I'd never buy Avatar. The blu-ray extended edition was $20 at Best Buy. Whatever.

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 10:37 PM Jun 14

awesome buy. The extended edition is hands down the best blu-ray available.

Horstus updated his STATUS: 8 months ago

I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin' but I thought most of Alien Resurrection was kick-ass.

jekupka
jekupka at 11:41 PM Jun 08

"I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but Unicorns kick ass."

TeamZissou
TeamZissou at 03:58 PM Dec 27

A little lost on your use of "queer," maybe you should clarify...

Horstus
Horstus at 04:04 PM Dec 27

Reference to "Orgazmo"

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Horstus updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Watched "Enter the Void" ...kicked the crap out of me.

Horstus updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

I'm a big fan of James Gunn and am pretty excited for Super. People are comparing it to Kick-Ass and Defendor like they created the concept. Think about that and then go watch Mirageman.

Horstus updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

I really kind of wish Nolan would make 3 Dark Knight films. Batman Begins seems like a bad prequel.

WP-DFA
WP-DFA at 09:01 PM Feb 14

Begins will likely be better than TDKR, and it was almost as good as TDK though Ledger's performance amped that movie to the top spot.

Derek237
Derek237 at 09:02 PM Feb 14

do you mean the title or the actual movie

Horstus
Horstus at 10:16 PM Feb 14

Well, I bought the Batman Begins blu-ray finally. I was hoping Begins would grow on me since I saw it in the theater. The first half is pretty good but the rest feels really cheesy. I'm watching TDK right now and just making a comment. I tried really hard to like Batman Begins but... I don't know.

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Horstus updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

George Lucas didn't ruin your childhood. He ruined your Star Wars obsessed adulthood.

bkmoviewatch93
bkmoviewatch93 at 03:42 PM Feb 08

Lol your gonna catch some heat for that one!

Weapon X
Weapon X at 03:46 PM Feb 08

Sounds about right. Yeah.

Derek237
Derek237 at 05:14 PM Feb 08

lol

Horstus updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

Please stop writing movies about Dracula. Bram Stoker is who should be blamed for ruining vampires by making them romantic.

Derek237
Derek237 at 10:38 PM Feb 07

Either that or it's all that damn meatball Bela Lugosi's fault. Give me Max Schreck any day.

Horstus updated his STATUS: 12 months ago

I finally got around to watching the Social Network. Nothing special.

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