Retro-Encabulator
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
SCHMOOOOOOOOESS!!! Hello! How is everyone doing? Thanksgiving break just officially started for me, which means it's time to catch up on movies again! ALSO! It means it's time for my yearly contest!!
I feel like hanging out at the computer tonight, so I'm going to keep it strictly digital for now. It's been a while, so there are many prizes in my trunk. Prizes for today: XBOX Live Download codes! Pick: Halo Reach, Alan Wake, Child of Eden, Carnival Games (kinect), The Gunstringer (kinect), Fruit Ninja (kinect), or 3 months of XBOX Live.
...And with this post begins the 2011 "Fat Luggage Gives You Shit From The Trunk of His Car Contest!"
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w
I will give a dollar to anyone who can tell me what the fuck this thing is, and how the hell this guy was able to remember all these words... or even read them properly on a script.