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SCHMOOOOOOOOESS!!! Hello! How is everyone doing? Thanksgiving break just officially started for me, which means it's time to catch up on movies again! ALSO! It means it's time for my yearly contest!!

I feel like hanging out at the computer tonight, so I'm going to keep it strictly digital for now. It's been a while, so there are many prizes in my trunk. Prizes for today: XBOX Live Download codes! Pick: Halo Reach, Alan Wake, Child of Eden, Carnival Games (kinect), The Gunstringer (kinect), Fruit Ninja (kinect), or 3 months of XBOX Live.

...And with this post begins the 2011 "Fat Luggage Gives You Shit From The Trunk of His Car Contest!"

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 3 months ago

SCHMOOOOOOOOESS!!! Hello! How is everyone doing? Thanksgiving break just officially started for me, which means it's time to catch up on movies again! ALSO! It means it's time for my yearly contest!!

...And with this post begins the 2011 "Fat Luggage Gives You Shit From The Trunk of His Car Contest!"

jekupka at 08:06 PM Nov 18

WHAT UP MAN?!?! It's been forever, good to have you back. I'd love Alan Wake bro!

SuperMarcey at 08:16 PM Nov 18

OMG THE BEARD IS BACK!

FatLuggage at 08:24 PM Nov 18

Howdy howdy! Wallcrawler and Kupka, you are winners! (The rest of you are winners, too.)

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 6 months ago

Greetings schmoes!! Just got back from a gator farm in the desert on a gator wrestling/UFO search road trip! I found no aliens, but I did meet an old alligator by the name of Morris, who was pretty famous for being in Happy Gilmore, Interview With A Vampire, Alligator 1 and 2, and once tore apart the set of Coach! I wanted to wrestle with him, but he looked pretty mean. Anywho, just dropping in from the road to say hello to all my favorite Schmoes!

jekupka at 12:43 AM Aug 05

What up man, sounds like you're having a pretty cool time. Oh, and you might have met aliens, you just don't remember.

FatLuggage at 12:48 AM Aug 05

Haha That's true! I was sleeping on the Cosmic Highway the other night, where all those cows were mutilated in 1967 and on. There could have been aliens all around me.

Nite Owl at 01:31 AM Aug 05

"Damn alligator bit my hand off!"

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WalkAway at 10:47 AM Aug 05

How cute!

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Also, I am currently in the middle of watching the movie RUBBER. I love it so far.

FatLuggage posted a VIDEO item: 7 months ago

Michael Bay sucks.

Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7kcqB3thJM

brewsky99 at 07:39 PM Jul 02

I bet He thought he would get away with it

YoshioKun13 at 08:28 PM Jul 02

I don't know if he's just exercising some kinda 'Fair Use' law, a clever homage to his past work, or just complete & utter HACK doucebaggery......?

Either way, I'm pretty sure I don't like it. -_-

drc5145 at 01:17 AM Jul 03

I can understand that being used in lower budget films...but really? A big-budget film like this?

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 7 months ago

Any of you schmoes watch the show Ancient Aliens?! I just watched both seasons in like 2 days. Shit blew my mind! Can't stop talking about it... and it was like 3 weeks ago.

FatLuggage at 11:59 PM Jun 29

Dude, I want to go to this Oak Island place and continue digging! How come no one is doing this??? (other than all the deaths...)

elmariachi01 at 01:30 AM Jun 30

Fat luggage! Where the fuck you been???
Also tell me about this show. What's it about?

FatLuggage at 07:25 PM Jul 02

Haha I think someone asks me that every single time I post on MFC. The show is just awesome on the History Channel, incredibly interesting documentary show about ancient megaliths and discoveries and theories about aliens being involved in some of them.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Heading out soon to see the mighty THOR! I wish midnight releases were at like 10 though, and not actually midnight. It's going to be a long, long day tomorrow.

FatLuggage posted a VIDEO item: 9 months ago

This is my new favorite video on the internet.

Source: http://vimeo.com/23061827

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Nearly caught up on The Killing. Great show so far! Can't wait until Breaking Bad starts again in July. Also, wishing Mad Men was coming back sooner than 2012.

Until then, my sister gave me the box set of The Wire! So, it looks like I have something to watch for a while. (I guess I should get caught up on The Borgias, and Game of Thrones, too.)

cristane at 06:38 PM May 04

Great show indeed, apparently AMC can do no wrong. They still are 100%.

FatLuggage created a LIST: 9 months ago

2011 Movies I would like to see whilst drunk in the theater.

1. Jumping The Broom

2. Bad Teacher

3. Zoo Keeper

4. The Smurfs

5. Final Destination 5 in 3D

6. Spy Kids 4

7. Real Steel

8. Paranormal Activity 3

9. XXX: The Return of Xander Cage

10. Alvin and the Chipmunks: Chip-wrecked

FatLuggage at 04:51 PM May 02

Damn, well, that's alright, cause it's going to cost a lot of money to get drunk and see the other 9.

razgriz21 at 11:00 PM May 02

I'd rather go high.

FatLuggage at 11:10 PM May 02

Haha But you are less likely to heckle* while high.

*Note: I don't condone heckling in movie theaters. It is highly disrespectful and hecklers should be kicked out. That being said, I would LOVE to take a vuvuzela into a Twilight movie to blow during the intense scenes. It would be the best way to get kicked out of a movie theater.

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

A disgrace to beards everywhere has been put down!

Dr.Frankenstein at 12:02 AM May 02

lol now that's a totally different take on the whole scene!

horrorfan23 at 12:11 AM May 02

Indeed it has.

FatLuggage at 12:26 AM May 02

66 Years ago on this exact day, Hitler was announced dead in Germany. He besmirched a perfectly good mustache style.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

Hey! Does anybody have any good movie suggestions for a Sunday evening?

ericodarko at 10:08 PM May 01

I've only seen DEBS, Bobby and The Hole on those lists but I'll keep an eye out for the others. thanks

stryfe9agb at 12:41 AM May 02

Feels like 'Team America' is the only choice now

FatLuggage at 12:48 AM May 02

Haha It does seem that way, except I just spent the last hour and a half watching the news. It's getting late, so I guess i ended my weekend with the news. No worries though, cause I don't work on Mondays.

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FatLuggage posted an IMAGE item: 9 months ago

I just got this, and i intend to read it from cover to cover... someday.

JohnLocke2342 at 02:50 PM May 01

epic!

bourahioro at 07:24 PM May 01

^^
I was gonna say that.

spacemonkee414 at 07:47 PM May 01

i got it. i started it. it's a daunting task.

FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 9 months ago

I guess I need to go see Fast Five.

FatLuggage at 06:37 PM Apr 30

That's how I do things, Law! No warnings or anything.

elmariachi01 at 07:59 AM May 01

Where the fuck you been, homie??

FatLuggage at 02:22 PM May 01

Oh man, where have I been? It's kind of a funny story.

I was with this girl, and we were talking about getting married. Then she went crazy and I got ordained as a Friar, and we went our separate ways. I attempted to start a revolution in the heavy metal scene in Colorado, building a community and trying to turn this state into a heavy metal mecca. It's been working so far. As a heavy metal friar, I go from band to band within the community and help them progress while living off donations from the community to help the community.

Then I started doing photography and am trying to get my crappy work into some galleries. It's almost BBQ season, so I started a BBQ and beer drinking club. And pretty soon I am going to go back to school to work towards becoming a publicist. That about sums up my most recent disappearance. What's been going on around here?

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FatLuggage updated his STATUS: 11 months ago

Oh... It looks like I am going to see Sucker Punch tonight. hmmm.

FatLuggage at 07:40 PM Mar 27

I know, right? I have bastard friends.